A-BABYmaker... time to get busy!
Same as the model S, Butt painted in baby colors... not black and with a soft fabric.
When you need to go a little deeper, all our products will work! Butt! A-BABYmaker is the perfect gift for a wanna-be future Grandparent to suggest a little bedroom action.
Or for A-Wife that wants A-Baby... to give the A-BABYmaker to her husband as A-Hint... lets make a baby!
A-BABYmaker fabric is baby pajama material and is subject to availability, the outer A-frame is baby blue and the inner A-frame is baby pink!
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If you choose to use our products or any other products to suspend the human body we recommend consulting with a local expert or contractor to install the A-Hang-It-Kit. Make sure you are in a supporting beam on the ceiling or you can tie it or chain it to a secure spot.
Do not use the “A” on the floor, it must be hung.
As you get in or out of the “A” use the instructions on ASlingSwing.com and always hold the outer “A” for balance and support.
Products and Price
Return, Refund or Cancel
Products need to meet these conditions:
* Return authorization.
* Sent back within 5 business days
* The ASS must be unused
* Not damaged or abused by customer
* In the original packaging
You will be responsible for shipping costs to us for returning the ASS. If a defect is deemed our fault, we will refund you up to $75 USD for shipping. Before shipping back to us, photograph both sides of the box. Insurance for shipping is required with tracking number to make sure we get it and its not damaged. If not insured, you are responsible for any breach of this statutory right, since we cannot guarantee that the carrier will not lose your package and we cannot be responsible for carrier losing this package. Notify us within 5 days of shipping your return, via email, the tracking number.
Limit of Liability, Warnings and Disclaimers
Limitation of Liabilities
Please note that you are responsible for your own actions!
THE USE OF ASlingSwing is at your own risk!
Use common sense!
Use your ASS as you see fit!!
SAM.LLC claims nothing be to expressed or implied as to the safety of our products. These products are sold as novelties only. We accept No responsibility for injuries sustained while using the products. The purchaser and users assumes full risk and liability of the use of these products.
Feel free to send us ideas, photos, videos and stories of how you use your ASS, to be shared with others!
The terms above represent the entire agreement between SAM.LLC and the purchaser. These supersede all and any other preceding terms spoken or implied. Any waiver may only come from the owner of SAM.LLC in writing.
If you do not agree to these terms, you must not buy these products, with your purchase you agree to all these terms.
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